Les meilleurs commentaires dans un code source

Posted by hamdanih on oct 4, 2010 in Insolites, Programmation | 0 comments

Voici une liste trop drôle et insolite des commentaires intégré dans les codes sources des sites ou applications web. C’est vraiment a mourir de rire

 //hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work 

 // TODO: Fix this. Fix what?

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
// 

 // no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

 // I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.

 options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

 // I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

  double penetration; // ouch

 //somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen
//somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

 /*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me
* Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless
* night cursing the moment you thought you be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.

// drunk, fix later

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public 

 //When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing
//Now, God only knows

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up 

virgin = 0;     /* you're not a virgin anymore, sweety */ 

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// Catching exceptions is for communists

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